MORE BIRTHDAYS AND HOLIDAYS, PART 2
Oh, the indignities I endure for a morsel of birthday cake and a squeaky toy.
I didn't read the fine print about having to wear a mask when I said I wanted to ride on the Mardi Gras float.
I've decided I'd rather go in the buff and just toss my Mardi Gras beads to all the cool-looking chicks. After all, Mardi Gras is all about showing a little skin, isn't it?
Don't even say it..........the reception is terrible. I can't even pick up Animal Planet on these stupid antennae.
Brad Pitt only wishes he looked this cool!
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care...
So yo, Santa, you better be there!!
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